"Incendio!" What are you going to do then? Ron asked. It's post war and Harrison 'Harry' James potter is depressed. 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His greatest contribution to humanity would be bringing a smile to someone's face as they took in his cuteness. "That's mild, Mr Potter. Are we invited?. This time, he has been born to a naive young couple with high ideals and little understanding but an enormous well of love for their son that he cannot fault. On that fateful day, two Potters were born. "I won't accept just any wand I want a real replacement for the one that they destroyed. "Maybe even see if you can fit all three of you in one." I call for a vote now. With his new family comes happiness, pureblood culture, fascinating new faces and mysteries. I want to, but well get caught if youre in here much longer. He paused. "I'm taking no chances that Dumbledore might try to turn the pieces into some sort of icon, making the boy into a martyr. ", "Not sure that's a good idea, Potter," Moody growled. Then the goblins are fools. A powerful emotion had risen in Harry's chest at the sight of Dumbledore, a fortified, hopeful feeling rather like that which phoenix song gave him. Unhappy with the way things happened in the universe trying to stop Thanos the Watchers bring the Avengers and the Witches and Wizards together to learn about each other's past and change their future. A plan formulated in the blink of an eye, and he thought it a good one. Separated by circumstance & a responsibility to family, Draco & Pansy cling to their love for each other and define themselves in the process. He laughed. Blagrot, hu-mon, not that it will serve you at all. He grinned. HPMOR.com is an authorized, ad-free mirror of Eliezer Yudkowsky's epic Harry Potter fanfic, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality (originally under the pen name Less Wrong).The story is complete now, so the rss feed for the story mirror won't be updating any more, although any further Author's Notes will continue to show up in that rss feed. ._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4{width:100%}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4:hover ._31L3r0EWsU0weoMZvEJcUA{display:none}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4 ._31L3r0EWsU0weoMZvEJcUA,._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4:hover ._11Zy7Yp4S1ZArNqhUQ0jZW{display:block}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4 ._11Zy7Yp4S1ZArNqhUQ0jZW{display:none} "Very well," said Fudge. 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Fudge turned to Percy and said. 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I have to leave the wizarding world. A genius mother and prankster father. Invited to attend an infamous school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. A genius but sour potioneer godfather and his cinnamon roll husband; and a stern grandmother who turns into a cat in her free time.Add in a seer cousin dating her quiet godbrother, a pair of twins with hopes to be the next marauders, a sweet boyfriend with strict parents and a genius brain and you get a genius Ravenvlaw with mad scientist habits. ", "I'm betting that you can't, Moody," he replied. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Ron's colour continued to change, coming closer to Vernon Dursley's puce tendencies, and Harry said, "Ron, we were both joking. With a letter and a mission, Harriet Potter is thrown into the game. "I'd better see if I can get that meeting cancelled. When this carried on for five more minutes he had had enough and slammed his book closed, before crawling out of the cupboard and standing up to stretch. Change [Harry Potter 4th Year] Risa Chang; a legend, a genius, a graduate from one of the most prestigious magic schools in Europe at the age of 13, a new student at Hogwarts, the sister of Cho Chang, and the love interest for both the infamous Draco Malfoy and the boy-who-lived, Harry Potter. Books: Harry Potter fanfiction archive with over 843,680 stories. Second, since Fudge, Umbridge, and Percy Weasley insisted on something that would have led to me living my life without magic, I will demand that they all have their wands snapped and be forbidden to ever do magic again. He did get one small knock on the door. 711K 19.9K 34. Living in a world of literal Magic. He had just defeated Voldemort for the second time, and while the Wizarding world was celebrating, Harry couldn't shake off the feeling that something was wrong. Would you perhaps be interested in somewhere such as Antigua, but be able to school in the United States, for example? Will it entertain his ever-working mind? 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